Blueprint

koyczanpoetry:

In times of unimaginable grief people will offer you their sympathies.

And I appreciate the outstretched arm, but I’ve been in a breaking-things-kinda-mood.

I’ve been scarfing down on the food for thoughts and I’ve got bowels so backed-up with brilliant ideas that eventually I am gonna shit books.

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FACT: All gay guys are capable of memorizing Elton John Songs, even if they don’t want to.

I want to fucking scream.

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rubywhiterabbit:

My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…

Pluto is there.

The artist remembered Pluto.

Guys…

The artist drew Pluto crying.

(via waitingforthestrikeofone)