Blueprint
In times of unimaginable grief people will offer you their sympathies.
And I appreciate the outstretched arm, but I’ve been in a breaking-things-kinda-mood.
I’ve been scarfing down on the food for thoughts and I’ve got bowels so backed-up with brilliant ideas that eventually I am gonna shit books.
(via weaponinwaiting)
FACT: Asexuals have the urge to gather shiny objects, much like birds.
FACT: All gay guys are capable of memorizing Elton John Songs, even if they don’t want to.
FACT: Paul Bunyan was a lesbian, and many lesbians pay homage to Paul by wearing red flannel shirts.
My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
(via waitingforthestrikeofone)








